Okay, so I'm gonna need two of these, then. Thank you.
I need a right and a left. Perfect.
Thanks.
New shoes. Oh, my gosh.
Sweet! Okay, we've just been jumped into the Rodeo Drive Divas.
Uh-uh. Hold up. Mama said I can't be in no gang.
No, it's not a gang. I mean, well, not really anyway.
But they are the most exclusive clique at MV.
I mean, their parties are legendary.
Look, you've got it twisted. We're cheerleaders.
They'll be lucky if we come to their party.
Thank you. She's right.
I mean, cheerleaders are supposed to be at the top of the social food chain.
I wish we could go.
I mean, I would give my best toe-touch
if I could party with the RDDs.
Well, I didn't say we're not going. I mean, we're cheerleaders,
and we are the party. Is that right, Sea Lions?
Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
You look so pretty, mami.
I do?
Yeah, you do.
Baby.
Hey, I cannot believe that you let Evan drive. That was so sweet, papi.
Only 'cause he loves cars as much as me.
But you love me more.
Of course, mija.
Victor, let's go walk on the beach.
Why?
'Cause it's romantic.
Getting sand in your shoes, that ain't romantic.
That's why you'll never get none.
Let's go, then.
Okay.
So, I got invited to that Divas party, too.
You want to go together?
Evan, if we go together, people are gonna talk.
I already know what people are saying. I don't care, really.
Wait, wait. What have you heard?
No, let me guess.
Your sister who told you I'm some puta chasing after a rich white boy.
Don't get caught up in Avery's drama, please.
No. You don't get it.
No, you don't get my sister.
She has to dominate everything.
For instance, when she didn't get Sea Lion captain,
she cried for three days.
For real? Yeah.
So, I guess when Avery's mean to you, it means she sees you as a threat.
Well, thanks for telling me that.
Then go to the party with me.
Only if you practice your salsa.
What?
I thought I had a pretty decent salsa.
No.
So, I'm not the best dancer.
But I hope you think I'm better at this.
Okay, so... Okay.
That totally spoiled the mood, huh?
Yeah.
Last one to the ocean.
I'll beat you.
No, you won't.
What is she doing?
Nice salsa hips, sea monkey.
Yeah, you should go on Dancing With the Tards.
Don't run away.
Mess with my squad and you mess with me, Avery. Leave Sky alone.
Gladly, if you'll leave my brother alone.
Your brother and I like each other.
Sky wants nothing to do with you.
The feeling is mutual.
Avery, the United Nations is boring me.
Anyway, we have All Star practice.
Unlike you. Bye.
Kick rocks.
You know, they're not gonna stop until somebody puts a foot up their spanks.
Bump it. I'll do the time.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got an idea.
Put cream depilatories in their hair conditioner?
No, let's take them on for real.
At the All Star Championship.
I like that. That works. Come on, girl, smile. Don't be nervous.
You know what we could do? We could do a...
Yeah, but...
Look, the only way we're going to shut Avery up is if we beat her on her own turf.
And the only way to do that is to become All Stars.
You mean, we won't be Sea Lions anymore?
No, we'll still cheer for the school,
but we're gonna have to double up our practices
to be ready for the Spirit Championship.
Hey! Hey, wouldn't it be worth it if it'll crush the Jags?
She's right. I mean, I secretly plot their demise like a comic book villain,
and that's not healthy.
Lina's way is better.
But don't we need a gym to sponsor us?
Let me worry about that.
All I want to know is if you guys are down,
because we need to take this to the next level.
Yeah! And then cut the brakes on those Jags,
and watch them crash and burn...
Okay, minus the crazy part, that's exactly the spirit we need.
So do you guys feel it? Who wants to win?
Yeah! Sea Lions!
What about it, Sky? What do you think?
I think
it's time to bring it.
Like, pick up. Like, pick up. Like...
Avery speaking. Aren't you lucky?
Guess what Tila Tequila and her Sea Lions are up to now.
Kayla, Tila Tequila isn't Latin.
But tequila's Mexican, right?
Yeah, but she's like, Asiany.
Whatever.
Anyway, word on the blog is they're becoming an All Star team.
Get out.
And there's more.
They're going to compete in the Spirit Championship.
Hello?
Yeah. Wait,
you're not sweating those wannabes, are you?
Of course not. They're just a joke. Look, I'll see you tomorrow.
One last thing.
My sources tell me that Evan is taking little Lina Lambada
to the RDD party.
You asked Cat to the RDD party?
Let it go, Avery.
Evan, she's a freaking Sea Lion.
So now the truth comes out. It was never about her mother, was it?
Look, Evan, you're a nice guy, which is why you're blind and stupid.
Now that the little Sea Lions think that they're All Stars,
Cat's just using you to psych me out.
But, I've seen them practice.
You might want to go back on your meds, because your Jags,
they have some serious competition.
Not in my worst cheer-mare.
Well, well, looks like you ladies better get ready for the championship, huh?
The thought of the Sea Lions in the Spirit Championships makes me ill.
Kayla, honey, that's sushi, not an Oreo.
Ahi helps me think.
About what?
I have a friend who's been on the MV waiting list for months.
So?
So I wonder, how did those Sea Lion ringers get approved so quickly?
Well, I thought it was obvious. Pure talent.
Evan, go away.
Okay, bye.
Someone snuck them in.
OMFG!
Kayla, they're illegal cheer-migrants.
Evan is really good. Yeah, he knows.
So, I'll pick you up tomorrow, okay?
Okay. Is it cool if Sky rolls with us? She doesn't have a date.
Yeah. Of course it's cool.
I feel like Cinderella.
Yeah, me, too.
I mean, the guy, the guy... You know, Charming?
Yeah, that guy, yeah.
So, tomorrow.
Okay, see you.
Perfect.
All right, guys, you ready?
Let's do this.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Bring it up. And roll it around.
What?
Sky, what's wrong? Why is you dad talking to the principal?
All right, but I want to be the one...
I don't know.
What's wrong?
Gloria, Treyvonetta, you need to come with me, please.
Henry, what's wrong?
Look, there's no easy way to say this, Lina.
The Board has revoked their transfer approval effective immediately.
That's not fair. If anyone should be punished, it's us.
Look, girls, if there was anything I could do, you know I would've.
Now, you know I would've.
I'm sorry, but...
Let's just go, girls.
Peace. Out, you all.
Take care.
Lina!
You jealous bitch. You ratted us out.
It's a good thing you can't touch me, because you could be expelled
just like your little home girls.
Don't blame Avery for getting them deported.
One more word from you, and I will herkie you in the throat.
You forgot you can't reach me.
It's okay, Kayla. I'll gladly take the credit for clubbing those baby seals.
Hey, Cheer-ella De Vil, there's a big difference
between seals and sea lions, you know.
Hey, goofazon. I don't care. Post it for your BFF on your fungus-filled Facebook page.
You are seriously trying to catch an All Star beat down.
It's okay, Lina. Calm down.
It's not worth it.
Let's go say goodbye to our friends.
And say bye-bye to the Spirit Championships while you're at it.
Bye-bye.
Bye, losers.
Hey! What are you doing out here?
You have to get ready for the party.
I'm not going. It doesn't feel right without my girls.
They should be here. It's not fair.
No, it's not,
but look at it this way.
Do you think they would want you sitting here feeling sad
and miss out on your first real date with Evan?
I don't know.
Come on, you know what they would say.
And I can hear Gloria and Trey now,
"Mami, you better handle that double dip of vanilla caliente!"
"Shoot, 'cause if you don't, I'm a push up on you, girl.
"Real talk. "
Okay.
Okay, that was so scary.
All right, I'll go, as long as you promise to never do that again.
Okay. And to never wear that again. What...
You need a fashion intervention. Let's get to work on this. What is this?
Mami! Come on.
Up.
Wow. It doesn't even look like me.
It looks like... Your mom. I noticed that, too.
Okay. Got it?
It's so curly.
You look cute. Don't worry.
Wait. I almost forgot.
Here. I want you to have this.
My mom's team gave it to her.
She was a really good captain, too.
Sky, I can't take this.
No, no, no, no. She'd want you to have it.
She would've really liked you.
It'll look really nice with my outfit tonight.
Oh, my God. What?
I got to get ready.
Okay, go, go, go.
Whoa!
Yeah.
You look amazing. Thanks.
To be honest, I think that every time I see you.
Too corny?
Yeah. But I like it.
Sorry, but if I don't start dancing soon, then these heels are so not worth it.
Okay, let's go.
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on, hang on.
We've gotta take a picture.
Catalina.
All right.
Get in there, now, okay. Close, now.
Now, say, "I'm with stupid!"
I'm with stupid!
Perfect. Okay.
Bye, honey.
Have fun. You look great.
Drive carefully.
Bye, Mommy. Adios. Bye.
Hi.
Christina, you look hot.
Just hot? Because I was going for sizzling.
Mmm-hmm.
Definitely sizzling.
Thanks, but... That was definitely not sanitary.
Trey? How are you?
Hey, baby.
Sky, you did this?
Yes, I wanted to surprise you.
How are you? Good to see you.
What's up, Evan?
Wait. This is my song. Shall we?
Look at her.
She acts like she owns this world.
She'll never be like us.
Oh, oh!
Like mother, like daughter.
Shut up, Avery. You shut up.
Ignore her.
Hey, you okay?
I can handle her.
Oh!
I'm sorry. Is there a waiting list for this spot, too?
Look around, Cat. You don't belong here.
First your mother. And now your little ghetto friends.
I'm sorry, but I don't think you're going to be happy
until there's drive-bys and chickens in the front yard!
Go back to the barrio, where you belong!
Go.
Go, bye.
Peace out!
What, Evan?
No, let Evan talk to her.
I don't know what to do.
It's okay. Ear-muffs! Ear-muffs!
Come on. Let me give her just one good left hook.
Lina, wait! Come on.
Leave me a glass slipper or something.
It's not funny, Evan.
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Listen, what Avery did back there was pure evil. I know.
You know, she's the reason my friends got kicked out of school.
Oh, my God.
What? You saw what she did back there.
I'm not defending her, okay? But they did break a rule.
And? Rules get broken all the time.
But, come on, that doesn't make it right.
Of course you'd be on Avery's side.
Come on.
What? Did you narc them out, too?
How can you say that?
You know, I guess I'm just another chica gone loca, right?
You know how wild and hot-blooded we are!
Now you do sound crazy.
Then leave me alone, Evan. We're done.
Really?
I mean it.
Lina...
Wait, wait, wait.
G, yo, come pick me up.
What? Take me back to East LA.
I'm staying with you.
No, Lina. You can't leave.
Why? What... The Spirit Championship?
The Sea Lions will be fine without me, okay?
All you have to do is find another chica from East LA.
You know it's not like that.
Look, we're sisters.
I'm your hermana, too.
Avery's right. I don't belong here.
I'm sorry, Sky, I can't be your captain anymore.
It's yours.
Lina, yo, we want you back, but you cannot desert the Sea Lions.
We all worked too hard to make them good.
They'll be fine.
You know that ain't true.
Lina, if you bail on them, they are going to fall apart.
Just like the East LA squad. Lina, that sucked.
I can't go back. I'll look stupid.
Yeah, but you gotta. You're the captain.
I hate you guys!
And we miss you, too, boo.
Now, go ahead. Do us right.
Come on.
I'm not replacing the girls.
We don't have enough time. We'll just rework the routines. Okay?
I have bad news.
We are turning in our pom poms. Sorry. We're done.
Later. Peace.
Guys...
They hate me.
What? Why?
They said it's hard enough to keep their grades up,
my routines are too hard,
and that the extra practice is sending their GPAs into a downward spiral.
So, we only have half an All Star squad now.
So, what are we going to do?
I don't know.
I'm still trying to find a gym around here, but they all sponsor other squads.
Are you gonna give up?
And let Avery win? Never.
Hey, Cat,
you're dreaming if you still think you have a shot
at winning the Spirit Championships.
Yeah, it's a competition. Not a siesta.
Back off, skanks, before I slap that cheer out of your mouth.
I mean, you think you can just roll up on us without even thinking about it?
Yo, yo, we don't play that game.
And I am so sick of you fronting like you were stunting.
You know what? As a matter of fact...
No, no, no, no, Sky... This is not gonna be good.
But it's gonna be on.
Check it, I got this.
So, watch what you're looking at.
Sky. I got this.
Watch what you're looking at.
For real. Just chill. Chill.
Someone's getting a little ghetto.
Go practice that Zen thing.
Who took the spirit stick out of your butt?
Look, Avery, Evan was right.
The only reason you sweat me is because you know that I can beat you.
No, that just means Evan was wrong about two things.
Choosing you and doubting me.
I don't think so.
No, that's right. You wouldn't. Because, see, you don't think like an All Star.
Come on.
Don't touch me.
What did that cheer-ial killer mean by that?
Don't know. Don't have time to think about it.
Look, I am canceling practice. We're going to meet after school, though.
Why?
We're going on a field trip.
I knew we should've took the bus.
Where are we?
Some of my squad still volunteer here every week.
And I called Gloria and she said a bunch of them will be here today.
LA! East LA! East LA!
Lina!
What's up, girl?
I miss you, too.
Lina, why are we here?
Because I've got the best idea I've ever had.
Gloria got this gym to sponsor us as All Stars!
I know!
All we got to do is combine Sea Lions with East LA,
and we could become a dream team!
Look, Avery was right. All Star squads are nothing like high school squads.
It doesn't matter where you live.
We can cheer together and become a whole new All Star team.
I've been trying to tell you.
Okay, I know I wasn't thinking.
Sea Lions, come on, get into formation!
See? My routine has a serious Latin and hip hop feel,
and no matter how hard I try, they still don't get it.
"My routine?" Lina, you're the one who needs to get it.
What?
You are trying to make them us.
No, I'm trying to make them good.
Look, Lina, you know that every cheerleader has their strengths.
Use them. Stop trying to make the Sea Lions something they're not.
Use Christina's gymnastic skills.
And nobody has better facials than Sky.
And she's stupid flexible.
Maybe we can up the difficulty on all the stunts.
Yo, it'd be tight if we added another pyramid sequence.
And a load into a 2-1-1?
And look, since the party, they got some rhythm in their hips.
Maybe I can get Victor to teach them some of their boxing moves.
Girl, yo, that would be dope.
We're about to have an All Star routine that's off the chain.
No one's going to think to break it down like this.
Nobody. Okay. All right.
Okay, Sea Lions,
are you guys ready to be All Stars? You guys down with it?
Okay, Y to the yes! You know, we can come here to practice.
Dream Team, let's get to work!
Excuse me.
I like you, Lina.
I like that you're stubborn and competitive.
Because you're talented.
And that you're an insanely beautiful klutz.
You know, and I like how you brush me off
but at the same time you make me feel like you're into it
and that maybe I have a chance.
You know, and the fact that you think you're so different and out of place here.
But in all reality, you're just being yourself.
And the way you look at me,
I mean, I feel like you actually see me.
And most of all,
I like that I can be myself around you.
Ooh!
Everybody got that?
Yeah, I got that.
We heard every word.
We're putting it on YouTube!
Good.
Now it's on you.
Evan, what was that?
I thought we talked about this.
Yeah, I love you, too, sis.
Are you trying to ruin my life?
Don't worry, it's only cheerleading!
Look who's barrio fabulous again.
What are they doing here?
You were right, Avery. I wasn't thinking like an All Star.
But you know what?
What?
Now I'm thinking like a winner.
Honestly, I'm glad they're here,
because when you're an All Star you want to compete against the best.
And you guys are...
I'm so sorry. I really thought that I could say that with a straight face.
But the truth is you're still losers.
I don't speak Taco Bell menu. So, what does that mean?
Bring it!
Hey, guys. I'm Giuliana Rancic here for E! Entertainment News,
at the All Star Spirit Championship.
Cheerleaders from all over have come right here
to see which squad is the best of the best. So get ready
for one of the fiercest cheerleading competitions you have ever seen.
Whoa!
All right, take a bow. What? Dream Team!
The teams moving on to the finals tomorrow are
Glendale,
the Jaguars,
the California All Stars,
and the Malibu Dream Team!
The heat is on. And we're gonna be back tomorrow,
to see who takes home the coveted All Star Spirit Championship trophy.
Thanks, Henry.
For everything.
Great. Now he's gonna love you forever.
Giuliana Rancic here for E! News.
And we are just moments away from the final rounds in the second day
of the All Star Spirit Championship.
The teams to watch for are newcomers the Malibu Dream Team
and the returning champion, All Star Jaguars.
Both teams bring very different styles to this competition.
And from what I've seen,
it is gonna come down to heart versus experience.
That was a fantastic performance by the All Star Jaguars,
but this David and Goliath story is far from over.
Up next, the Malibu Dream Team.
You see all those people out there? They believe in us.
This is the Spirit Championship, and I ain't leaving without a bracelet.
Y'all down? Yeah!
You okay?
I just wish she were here.
Your mother's always here. In your heart.
Dream Team! Dream Team!
Wow, those were two outstanding performances.
Now let's see what the judges have decided.
It's official. The best of the best are
the Malibu Dream Team!
Dream Team! Dream Team!
The crowd is going crazy. It is an official upset.
The best of the best, the winners of the All Star Spirit Championship
and the team that has captured the nation's heart,
is the Malibu Dream Team.
So, is this the part where we kiss and make up?
Cat, bite me.
I know. I know. Losing sucks. It's mine.
Come on, Lina, let's go take a picture.
Now I have all my sisters.
With me
The way
With me
I try to get to you
How far
I gotta get to you
Smiling beautiful
First sight
I"m gonna tell him the truth
It took a little while to realize
I was falling for you
"Cause all I see is your face
You really blow me away
With all that you do
And if I see you again I"ll take you into my hands
I"m calling out say
Take my heart I"ll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you
I wake up to the break of sunlight
You are in my head
It"s like you put a hole in my mind
Though we haven"t met
Now all I see is your face You really blow me away
I got to have you
And if I see you again I"ll take you into my hands
I"m calling out say
Take my heart I"ll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you
Now I"m waiting you"ve got me anticipating
Look at me falling for you
Take me now you know I"m waiting
Look at me anticipating Look at me falling for you
Now or never forever Take it to another level
I wanna be with you I wanna be with you
Now or never forever Take it to another level
Come on I"m waiting for you, you
Take my heart I"ll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
Wherever you may be
Take my heart I"ll let you lead the way
I gotta get to you
Stars are lost without you here with me
I gotta get to you
No matter how far
I gotta get to you
Wherever you are
I gotta get to you